Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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