I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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