btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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