I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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