I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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