I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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