Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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