I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
