Sponge bath it is.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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