she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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