quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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