my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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