why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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