Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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