I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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