Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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