You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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