Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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