Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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