I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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