If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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