Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
