take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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