Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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