I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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