2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I just found puke in my bra..
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
