I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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