well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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