gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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