Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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