similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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