taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I believe in your delicious
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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