so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I am mentally ready for anal.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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