Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
