There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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