just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm always down for nudity.
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