Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Enjoy the penises
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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