Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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