I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
