All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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