i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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