If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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