Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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