If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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