normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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