Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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