Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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