your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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