Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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