when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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