She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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