You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize