If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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