It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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