so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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